Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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