love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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