yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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