I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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