sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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