Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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