what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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