I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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