For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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