The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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