as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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