ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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