I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
