i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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