Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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