"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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