spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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