doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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