Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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