i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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