No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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