before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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