In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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