Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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