just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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