i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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