that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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