on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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