i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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