he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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