if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
He kissed a someone with a penis
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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