You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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