Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We have so much sex to catch up on
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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