Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Randomize