Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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