You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He better not be in your backpack
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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