Dual....:-)
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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