Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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