I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i just google imaged poop.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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