I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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