yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
