You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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