I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Text me some of your sweat
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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