I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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