I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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