My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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