S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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