lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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