good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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