If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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