And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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