Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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